i know its holiday and i am not supposed to write anything related to the exam. but this is an exception. it doesnot make you stress though. anyway, i cant stop thinking about exam since the result will be out soon. next wednesday!
result must be published a week before the new sem start and UIA has only 2-3weeks holidays. so in the time being most of the lectures are still in the midst of marking the exam papers. well, during the exam it's normal to goreng the answers here and there and some of the answers are just too irrelevant. i know i might doing that unconditionally as well.
every semester one of my lecturers surely will publish on her facebook status the funniest answers that she get from her students. luckily she didnot publish mine. her statuses;
oh. she teaches American Literature and English for occupational purposes.
1.LE 4500 answer to question 1f: Unicorn 500 camera is the best camera produk. Any problem, just buy one free one.
2.LE 4500: You-attitude: Thank you for creating healthy hazards in this area. It is important.
3.Business English - You-Attitude: Your account is due on 8 October 2009. For your information, the due is past-due as stated in the due agreement.
4.Exam question: How does Caliban intend to accomplish his purpose? Answer: Yes, Caliban intends to be accomplished.
5.Best answers so far: What is the title of Anne Bradstreet's volume of poetry that was published in 1650? The Scarlet Letter [The Prologue]. What are the issues addressed in A. Bradstreet's A Letter to Her Husband? She resembles her husband's flesh.
6.Answer scheme says: Please attach your invoice with your shipment. Student says: For your convenience, please ship your voice to us.
7.Emily Dickinson's new poem: "I heard a Fly died when I buzz". [I heard a fly buzz when I died]
8.Discuss how Walt Whitman addresses the issues of democracy and national identity through Song of Myself. Answer to Question 5b: In Walt Whitman's "Song of Myself", he talks that rubber tappers, garbage collectors and duck shooters must constantly have sex with one another to show democracy and national identity. This sexual intercourse is a symbol of social equality.
9. In The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer torched Jim, the running away slave.
10.Susan Huntington Gilbert is Emily Dickinson's husband.
11.Another answer: Judge Otis Phillips Lord is Emily Digginson's lawyer.
12.Question on Emily Dickinson: Who is Judge Otis Phillips Lord to Emily Dickinson? Student's answer: He is a judge.
13.Walt Whitman (W.W.) is also known as William Wordsworth (W.W.) in England.















